It does take all kinds, Snoopy! Sometimes having a vanilla on the bottom can be a lot of fun. And then, sometimes on the top. 😉 What say you? Kisses ~ Keri
So I came across this amazing Dark Bunny T-Shirt from TeeTurtle the other day and the first thing I thought was, “Is she holding a riding crop?”
When I looked closer I saw that wasn’t actually the case, but I can’t seem to un-see the crop.
Super cute shirt, though, either way.
I also do a lot of strange (well, strange is relative) research on my computer, which leads to “strange” things popping up in targeted ads. Mostly because I’m too lazy to clear my browser history anymore.
But, and I KID YOU NOT, this was next to my Facebook newsfeed today:
It’s like my computer had a telepathic Freudian slip.
I’ve never felt so in tune with technology.
Oh, and if you’re curious, it was this Jump Bat that Amazon felt would be a good fit for me. Anyone wanna volunteer to bend over so I can see if they’re right? 😉
Kisses ~ Keri
Is anyone else as excited as I am that Halloween is right around the corner?? Is anyone else getting prepared for some fun??
With a supply of toys ranging from whips to nipple clamps, you can be set for a night to remember… but how do you distinguish Halloween playtime from just another Saturday night?
With Halloween-themed kinky toys, of course!
I don’t know if “cute” is the right word to use here, but I was just giddy when I came across a flogger in Halloween colors recently. That started me on a search to find more deliciously festive goodies. 😉
Here’s that amazing Halloween Paracord Flogger:
How can you NOT love a whip that is specifically made in Halloween colors?
And that was the flogger that set me off on a quest to find a whole pile of amazing Halloween toys. And most of the really cool stuff I found was on Etsy, which just goes to show how creative and talented the kinky community really is. 😉
Another similar option would be this Halloween Flogger that’s black and orange, and rubber tipped too:
I am also completely crushing on this spectacular Butt Plug Devil Costume:
How can you not feel sexy with this tail following you around all evening?
Nipple Pasties are another fun way to get festive.
And since I have a thing for skulls, I just can’t get over these Sequin Skull Pasties:
If you want something a little more sparkly, try these Pumpkins Pasties with Rhinestones:
Or dress your slave like a pumpkin this year with the help of a Full Body Spandex/Lycra Suit in Orange:
Or skip the life-size pumpkin idea and just pair the orange bodysuit with a fancy black Hannibal Lecter Mask:
Rope Bunnies will adore this Celtic Heart Knot Halloween Necklace made from hemp:
Can you imagine the feel of the hemp against your neck all night?
And if we can jump back to nipples again (no one minds, right??), there are these fun gems of Adjustable Nipple Clamps with Dangling Pumpkin Bells:
And this little guy here makes me smile! Check out the Demon Vibrating Cock Ring:
Now, can we take a moment to appreciate how wonderful your lover would look covered in the drippings of a Blacklight Reactive Candle? Perhaps in a combo of green and orange?
And speaking of things that glow, don’t forget the Glow-in-the-Dark condoms. Protect yourself in festive style:
I hope you enjoyed perusing these kinky toys as much as I did. 😉
I would LOVE for you to share with me your ideas for creating a sexy holiday experience!
Happy Kinky Halloween!
Kisses ~ Keri
I I haven’t updated my blog in awhile (I know, I know, I deserve a spanking 😉 ) but I just had to take a moment to address the importance of good book covers.
Because … wow.
This book by Mary Balogh? I haven’t read it yet. But I want to. And you know why?
Seriously. Before I even read the blurb, I knew this book and I were meant to be.
Or, at least, that dress and I were meant to be.
So if you happen to know where I can get a spectacular rose-red corseted silk dress like that, please let me know. Because now that the image of it is seared into my brain, I really need it in my life.
Kisses ~ Keri
This is a fun collection of gifts I recently put together. Because, sometimes, we just need a little spanking party.
It’s a mostly tongue-in-cheek (heh heh heh … cheek …) collection that can be given as gag gifts but is also functional as well.
First, the playful spanking poetry greeting card is reminiscent of sugar sweet traditional love poetry – with a twist:
“Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Just like your bum,
‘Cause a spanking is due.”
It’s a perfect starter for an evening when you want to give your lover a warning … that they’re in for a good time!
The inside text is fully customizable.
Next up: the “Bend Over” Spanking Paddle, which coordinates with the underwear, will make your lover’s eyes go wide. I may not be into ping pong, but I can easily think of a better use for these paddles! 😉
And, technically, for the sake of disclaimers and whatnot, I should say that this is a gag gift and not meant for actual spankings. But if you’ve read my stories you already know I’m a fan of wildly creative spankings, so I’ll leave the fate of these paddles (and the bums in question) up to you….
Anyway, the paddle is made of quality laminated hardwood, with a rubber face on the back and text that is completely customizable on the front, and a strike pad of 6 x 6.25 inches.
Finally, to help savor the evening’s spanking(s), you’ll want to slip a reminder right onto your lover’s tender bum. Which makes these panties just perfect for leaving your mark (again) with an announcement of “SPANKED” on the back and a customizable label of “property of” on the front.
The pair shown here is the white one with red lettering and contrast piping, which is a feminine take on the classic men’s brief. It even has an authentic fly.
This design is also available with white lettering on the pink, red, or black background on the same style of classic briefs, or with white lettering on teal, pink, red, and black “hot shorts.”
The female panties are available in sizes S to XL, and be sure to check out the size chart before ordering one for your woman… or your sissy.
Then, there are the also male versions that come in the form of these boxer briefs with white lettering for red and black pairs and black lettering for the white and grey pairs. These do not have a front opening.
So head on over to my Zazzle Store Kinky Keri to check out the collection, and let me know if you have any special requests!
(You may have to sign into Zazzle to see the fun R-rated stuff, but don’t worry, it’s free to join!)
Kisses ~ Keri
National Masturbation Month is here! A time to celebrate… well, something most of us celebrate all year round.
At least, according to this chart, there are a few of us celebrating daily:
Either way, it’s technically official. It’s even got it’s own Wikipedia page, albeit a brief one.
You can read a little more about it over at Huffpost’s Worse Than Sex? ‘M’ Is for May and Masturbation Month.
But… did you really need an excuse? 😉
If you did need some help, however, I just can’t resist suggesting Images You Should Not Masturbate To. Even though, mostly, it’s just good for a laugh. Or if you’re looking for a conversation coffee table book.
Now please excuse me while I get back to celebrating…..
Kisses ~ Keri
Kinky gear – now available on Zazzle!
I’ve been a member of Zazzle for many years and am a big fan of their print-on-demand products. I’ve ordered a ton of stuff through them and appreciate the satisfaction guarantee that come with their products.
So I felt confident bringing the brand of Keri to them in order to bring you some spectacularly fun kinky gear.
Plus, everything is customizable, which I adore. I means you can stamp your name all over it, or add any type of sexy message you can think up!
Check it out here:
You can get the panties pictured above here: “Spanked” Personalized Women’s Underwear (Pink) Boyshorts
I’ll be adding many more products, so make sure to bookmark the store and visit it often!
And I am totally open to suggestions – so leave me a comment if you have any requests. 😉
Kisses ~ Keri
Did you just realize that you didn’t finish your holiday shopping – and Christmas is, like, tomorrow? Do you need to wrap up that gift RIGHT NOW? Want it to be something fun and kinky?
Don’t worry! I’ve got some ideas for you that are easy to create from things you have around the house. Because sometimes the presents we ordered online don’t arrive in time and even adult toy stores might be closed on Christmas Eve.
So here you go, some quick (but sexy) last-minute gift ideas:
1. Naked Mistletoe
Wrap up some mistletoe. You can use some leaves you found on a plant outside and call it mistletoe, or you can do an internet search and print out a picture of some mistletoe instead.
Then, when your honey opens the gift, explain that once they strip down, they can hold that mistletoe anywhere they want over their body, and that’s where you’ll give them a Christmas kiss.
2. Easy Access
This one is for the ladies. Take a pair of pretty panties that you like, but wouldn’t mind altering (or run to the 24-hour superstore in town to grab some nice lacy ones), and grab a pair of very sharp scissors. Cut open a long slit over the crotch area, or cut out a strip about an inch wide.
When you’re honey opens the gift, explain that they’re actually for you to wear. And to make things extra spicy, you’ll promise to wear them whenever your honey wants. It may be the next time you visit your favorite restaurant or your friend’s dinner party, or ever right now – but the present is giving your honey easy access whenever they want it.
3. Scavenger Hunt
Take a ribbon or strip of fabric and put a piece of it in the stocking, or wrap it up in a small box. Before you open the stocking or gift, tie a matching piece of the ribbon or fabric somewhere hidden beneath your clothes. You could tie it around your thigh or to your panties, or if you’re a guy, you could tie it directly to your, ahem, naughty bits.
Then when the present it opened, hint that the matching piece is somewhere on you, and your honey gets the fun of striping you down to find it.
4. Sexy Mad Libs™
Find a nice sheet of stationary or a blank greeting card (or resort to plain computer paper if necessary), and create your own fill-in-the-blank story on it. Write up a short story with blanks in interesting places, and indicate under or beside each blank space what should go there (verb, body part, article of clothing, etc.).
Example: Outside the winter air was freezing, but inside things were just beginning to heat up. He took his _____(body part), put it on her _____(body part) and began to _____(verb). She moaned. “Put your hand on my _____(body part),” she said, “move it _____(adverb).” He _____(adverb) stripped off her _____ and _____(articles of clothing). Things were getting steamy now, and he couldn’t wait to stuff her stocking, but first, she told him to _____(verb) her _____(body part). Next, his hands had moved to her _____(body part) where he began to eagerly _____(verb). By now she was ready to jingle his bells, so she put her _____(body part) on his _____(body part), then she grabbed his _____(body part) and whispered, “_____(verb) me.”
The point here is to combine silly with sexy. You can even add a list of suggestions at the bottom, naming body parts (tongue, fingers, toes, tummy, neck, nipples, etc.), adverbs (faster, slowly, harder, gently), and verbs (lick, suck, kiss, massage, spank, pump).
If you use my example, make sure you change the pronouns if needed, to match up with you and your honey. And add in your names, too, to make it more personal.
When your honey opens the gift, tell them they can fill in the blanks however they want, and then you’ll enact it when they’re done – no matter what it says!
5. Bonus: eBooks
Well, this one’s kind of a cheat. 🙂 But I simply can’t talk about Christmas gifts without shamelessly promoting my new Christmas-themed book, now can I??
So if you’re looking for a sexy story, head over to Amazon and you can either buy a gift certificate or actually pick out a book (like mine: Unwrapping a Mistress for Christmas!) and have it sent directly to your honey’s device of choice, or just email it to them by clicking on the “Give as a Gift” button.
Hugs and Wishes for a Kinky Christmas! XO