National Masturbation Month is here! A time to celebrate… well, something most of us celebrate all year round.
At least, according to this chart, there are a few of us celebrating daily:
Either way, it’s technically official. It’s even got it’s own Wikipedia page, albeit a brief one.
You can read a little more about it over at Huffpost’s Worse Than Sex? ‘M’ Is for May and Masturbation Month.
But… did you really need an excuse? 😉
If you did need some help, however, I just can’t resist suggesting Images You Should Not Masturbate To. Even though, mostly, it’s just good for a laugh. Or if you’re looking for a conversation coffee table book.
Now please excuse me while I get back to celebrating…..