This a part of my series of #KeriQuotes, which will include quotes from erotic stories and poetry of mine.
These quotes are from the poem “Take Me,” which is available under the Free Reads section of my site.
If you enjoy the poem, be sure to check out my book page.
Kisses ~ Keri
By now I’m sure a lot of you (at least those with kids or friends with kids) have heard of Go the F**k to Sleep, the kid’s book that isn’t actually a kid’s book.
Well, it also seems to have enacted a darling trend: inappropriate picture books.
These books are NOT for children.
But one thing they ARE good for is a laugh.
Are you a pervert who wants a good giggle? If tickle torture isn’t your kink, then you may want to check out the book pictured above: Do You Want to Play with My Balls?
This parody could almost be read to an actual child – if you could keep a straight face through lines like, “You’re balls are so big I can’t even fit them in my mouth!”
Then there is a series by Gary Galvin including the book pictured above, Would You Like to Play With My Ass?
The rhymes are a bit cloying but I dare you to make it through the entire thing with a straight face.
You can also find similar books for pussies and cocks. Because perverts like us appreciate variety. 😉
Then there’s this adorable number, Nobody Likes a Cockblock.
How can you resist these sweet illustrations paired up with lines like:
“Daddy worked all day long.
He’s tired and lonely.
There’s a small, small, small chance
that your mother might blow me.”
Cute, ain’t it?
Whether you’re a Daddy Dom looking for something to read to your Babygirl or a soccer mom with a dirty mind who needs a break from Dr. Seuss, these inappropriate picture books might be just what you need.
Kisses ~ Keri