May is for Masturbation . . . and Sanitation

Published on May 11, 2017May 11, 2017 by authorkerifieldsLeave a comment

As I’ve mentioned before, May is National Masturbation Month.

How cool is that, right? It’s like a national pastime or something . . . 😉

Anyway, this year I wanted to point out something I find unendingly amusing: May 5th is World Hand Hygiene Day.

No, seriously. Look:

It’s a real thing. You can read all about the Clean Hands Count Campaign on the CDC site.

Because hygiene is always important, of course.

And clean hands make for happy masturbating.

Hehehehehehe . . .

Remember to celebrate the month with gusto! It’s your national duty.

Kisses ~ Keri

Happy National Masturbation Month!

Published on May 18, 2016May 18, 2016 by authorkerifields2 Comments

It’s May!

National Masturbation Month is here! A time to celebrate… well, something most of us celebrate all year round.

At least, according to this chart, there are a few of us celebrating daily:

Either way, it’s technically official. It’s even got it’s own Wikipedia page, albeit a brief one.

You can read a little more about it over at Huffpost’s Worse Than Sex? ‘M’ Is for May and Masturbation Month.

But… did you really need an excuse? 😉

If you did need some help, however, I just can’t resist suggesting Images You Should Not Masturbate To. Even though, mostly, it’s just good for a laugh. Or if you’re looking for a conversation coffee table book.

Now please excuse me while I get back to celebrating…..

Kisses ~ Keri

(photo source: 1 and 2)