Crossing Borders is a story of a woman longing to break all of her own rules, and the man who helps her cross all of those pesky boundaries. She especially enjoys when they get together to break other people’s rules too, like the no-sex-in-public type of rules.
How can you resist these sweet illustrations paired up with lines like:
“Daddy worked all day long.
He’s tired and lonely.
There’s a small, small, small chance
that your mother might blow me.”
Cute, ain’t it?
Whether you’re a Daddy Dom looking for something to read to your Babygirl or a soccer mom with a dirty mind who needs a break from Dr. Seuss, these inappropriate picture books might be just what you need.
And I don’t just mean for any of the friends or family or coworkers or mistresses on your list… but for yourself too. This is totally the perfect time of year to use as an excuse to buy nice stuff for yourself.
You know what makes the nice stuff extra nice? Supporting a good cause.
So there’s always this option: sexy charity calendars.
Plus, it’s the gift that keeps on giving, seeing as how you get a new picture each month. How can you go wrong?
The Warwick Rowers have been making calendars since 2009, and it’s not just for a good cause. They support Sports Allies … and they’re awful nice to look at, too.
But they’re not the only ones using their *assets* to support a good cause.
So I came across this amazing Dark Bunny T-Shirt from TeeTurtle the other day and the first thing I thought was, “Is she holding a riding crop?”
When I looked closer I saw that wasn’t actually the case, but I can’t seem to un-see the crop.
Super cute shirt, though, either way.
I also do a lot of strange (well, strange is relative) research on my computer, which leads to “strange” things popping up in targeted ads. Mostly because I’m too lazy to clear my browser history anymore.
But, and I KID YOU NOT, this was next to my Facebooknewsfeed today:
It’s like my computer had a telepathic Freudian slip.
I’ve never felt so in tune with technology.
Oh, and if you’re curious, it was this Jump Bat that Amazon felt would be a good fit for me. Anyone wanna volunteer to bend over so I can see if they’re right? 😉