Keri Quotes: Lost in Thought {Free Poem}

Poem LOST IN THOUGHT Quote by Keri Fields

This quote is from my poem Lost in Thought which you can find on my Free Reads page of free erotic poetry and fiction.

If you enjoy the poem, be sure to also check out my book page.

Enjoy  😉

Kisses ~ Keri

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Keri Quotes: Take Me {free poem}

erotic poetry

This a part of my series of #KeriQuotes, which will include quotes from erotic stories and poetry of mine.

These quotes are from the poem “Take Me,” which is available under the Free Reads section of my site.

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If you enjoy the poem, be sure to check out my book page.

Enjoy  😉

Kisses ~ Keri

Naughty … Kid Books? Yup.

Do You Want to Play With My Balls

By now I’m sure a lot of you (at least those with kids or friends with kids) have heard of Go the F**k to Sleep, the kid’s book that isn’t actually a kid’s book.

Well, it also seems to have enacted a darling trend:  inappropriate picture books.

These books are NOT for children.

But one thing they ARE good for is a laugh.

Are you a pervert who wants a good giggle?  If tickle torture isn’t your kink, then you may want to check out the book pictured above: Do You Want to Play with My Balls?

This parody could almost be read to an actual child – if you could keep a straight face through lines like, “You’re balls are so big I can’t even fit them in my mouth!”

Would You Like to Play with My Ass

Then there is a series by Gary Galvin including the book pictured above, Would You Like to Play With My Ass?

The rhymes are a bit cloying but I dare you to make it through the entire thing with a straight face.

You can also find similar books for pussies and cocks.  Because perverts like us appreciate variety. 😉

Nobody Likes a Cockblock

Then there’s this adorable number, Nobody Likes a Cockblock.

How can you resist these sweet illustrations paired up with lines like:

“Daddy worked all day long.
He’s tired and lonely.
There’s a small, small, small chance
that your mother might blow me.”

Cute, ain’t it?

Whether you’re a Daddy Dom looking for something to read to your Babygirl or a soccer mom with a dirty mind who needs a break from Dr. Seuss, these inappropriate picture books might be just what you need.

Kisses ~ Keri

Keri Quotes: Last Room on the Right

erotica quotes from keri fields

This a part of my series of #KeriQuotes, which will include quotes from erotic stories and poetry of mine.

This quote comes from a short story called The Last Room on the Right, and it’s available to read for free on my website under the “Free Reads” tab.

If you enjoy the story, please consider buying my book.

You can also find these quotes on my Facebook and Twitter feeds.

Enjoy 😉

Kisses ~ Keri

May is for Masturbation . . . and Sanitation

may mast month

As I’ve mentioned before, May is National Masturbation Month.

How cool is that, right?  It’s like a national pastime or something . . .  😉

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Anyway, this year I wanted to point out something I find unendingly amusing:  May 5th is World Hand Hygiene Day. 

No, seriously.  Look:

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It’s a real thing.  You can read all about the Clean Hands Count Campaign on the CDC site.

Because hygiene is always important, of course.

And clean hands make for happy masturbating.

Hehehehehehe . . .

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Remember to celebrate the month with gusto! It’s your national duty.

Kisses ~ Keri

Disney Princess Lingerie? Yes, Please!

disney princess lingerie

Okay, have you seen the new Princess Lingerie by Yandy?

It’s based on the costumes of Disney princesses and it’s available for preorder right now and I am COMPLETELY IN LOVE!

disney princess lingerie

Because, seriously, I may be kinky as hell, but I’m totally a Disney princess too.  I’ve always felt like Disney World should host a Kink Day.  And sell sex toys.

I mean, who wouldn’t love a Mickey Mouse-shaped paddle?  Or a Lumiere vibrator??

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But until that happens (fingers crossed!), I would be totally happy to order a few of these to play with in the meantime.

Ariel, Belle, and Jasmine are my faves.  What about you?  Here are a few more to choose from, like Elsa and the Evil Queen.

Oh, imagine the play possibilities!

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Which do you love??  Let me know on Facebook.  See all the pretties at Yandy.com.

Kisses ~ Keri

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