This is a fun collection of gifts I recently put together. Because, sometimes, we just need a little spanking party.
It’s a mostly tongue-in-cheek (heh heh heh … cheek …) collection that can be given as gag gifts but is also functional as well.
First, the playful spanking poetry greeting card is reminiscent of sugar sweet traditional love poetry – with a twist:
“Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Just like your bum,
‘Cause a spanking is due.”
It’s a perfect starter for an evening when you want to give your lover a warning … that they’re in for a good time!
The inside text is fully customizable.
Next up: the “Bend Over” Spanking Paddle, which coordinates with the underwear, will make your lover’s eyes go wide. I may not be into ping pong, but I can easily think of a better use for these paddles! 😉
And, technically, for the sake of disclaimers and whatnot, I should say that this is a gag gift and not meant for actual spankings. But if you’ve read my stories you already know I’m a fan of wildly creative spankings, so I’ll leave the fate of these paddles (and the bums in question) up to you….
Anyway, the paddle is made of quality laminated hardwood, with a rubber face on the back and text that is completely customizable on the front, and a strike pad of 6 x 6.25 inches.
Finally, to help savor the evening’s spanking(s), you’ll want to slip a reminder right onto your lover’s tender bum. Which makes these panties just perfect for leaving your mark (again) with an announcement of “SPANKED” on the back and a customizable label of “property of” on the front.
The pair shown here is the white one with red lettering and contrast piping, which is a feminine take on the classic men’s brief. It even has an authentic fly.
This design is also available with white lettering on the pink, red, or black background on the same style of classic briefs, or with white lettering on teal, pink, red, and black “hot shorts.”
The female panties are available in sizes S to XL, and be sure to check out the size chart before ordering one for your woman… or your sissy.
Then, there are the also male versions that come in the form of these boxer briefs with white lettering for red and black pairs and black lettering for the white and grey pairs. These do not have a front opening.
So head on over to my Zazzle Store Kinky Keri to check out the collection, and let me know if you have any special requests!
(You may have to sign into Zazzle to see the fun R-rated stuff, but don’t worry, it’s free to join!)
Kisses ~ Keri