Disney Princess Lingerie? Yes, Please!

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Okay, have you seen the new Princess Lingerie by Yandy?

It’s based on the costumes of Disney princesses and it’s available for preorder right now and I am COMPLETELY IN LOVE!

disney princess lingerie

Because, seriously, I may be kinky as hell, but I’m totally a Disney princess too.  I’ve always felt like Disney World should host a Kink Day.  And sell sex toys.

I mean, who wouldn’t love a Mickey Mouse-shaped paddle?  Or a Lumiere vibrator??

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But until that happens (fingers crossed!), I would be totally happy to order a few of these to play with in the meantime.

Ariel, Belle, and Jasmine are my faves.  What about you?  Here are a few more to choose from, like Elsa and the Evil Queen.

Oh, imagine the play possibilities!

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Which do you love??  Let me know on Facebook.  See all the pretties at Yandy.com.

Kisses ~ Keri

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Stocking Up on Sexy Calendars: Rowers + Firefighters Editions

Sexy Christmas Calendar with The Warwick Rowers
© Warwick Rowers

Sooo… have you finished your Christmas shopping?

And I don’t just mean for any of the friends or family or coworkers or mistresses on your list… but for yourself too.  This is totally the perfect time of year to use as an excuse to buy nice stuff for yourself.

You know what makes the nice stuff extra nice?  Supporting a good cause.

So there’s always this option:  sexy charity calendars.

Plus, it’s the gift that keeps on giving, seeing as how you get a new picture each month.  How can you go wrong?

The Warwick Rowers have been making calendars since 2009, and it’s not just for a good cause.  They support Sports Allies … and they’re awful nice to look at, too.

But they’re not the only ones using their *assets* to support a good cause.

For example, there’s also Toby’s Fun Charleston Animal Society 2017 Firefighters Calendar.

Gorgeous guys and precious puppies?  Oh, I am SOLD.

So what’s the verdict?  Will either of these make your shopping list this year?

Or have they already?

If you’re looking for a literary gift, don’t forget to check out my book Unwrapping a Mistress for Christmas!

Or, if you need a last minute gift, here are a few ideas.  😉

Kisses ~ Keri

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Kinky Halloween Fun

Is anyone else as excited as I am that Halloween is right around the corner??  Is anyone else getting prepared for some fun??

With a supply of toys ranging from whips to nipple clamps, you can be set for a night to remember… but how do you distinguish Halloween playtime from just another Saturday night?

With Halloween-themed kinky toys, of course!

I don’t know if “cute” is the right word to use here, but I was just giddy when I came across a flogger in Halloween colors recently.  That started me on a search to find more deliciously festive goodies.  😉

Here’s that amazing Halloween Paracord Flogger:

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How can you NOT love a whip that is specifically made in Halloween colors?

And that was the flogger that set me off on a quest to find a whole pile of amazing Halloween toys.  And most of the really cool stuff I found was on Etsy, which just goes to show how creative and talented the kinky community really is.  😉

Another similar option would be this Halloween Flogger that’s black and orange, and rubber tipped too:

halloween flogger

I am also completely crushing on this spectacular Butt Plug Devil Costume:

butt plug devil costume

How can you not feel sexy with this tail following you around all evening?

Nipple Pasties are another fun way to get festive.

And since I have a thing for skulls, I just can’t get over these Sequin Skull Pasties:

skull pasties

If you want something a little more sparkly, try these Pumpkins Pasties with Rhinestones:

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Or dress your slave like a pumpkin this year with the help of a Full Body Spandex/Lycra Suit in Orange:

orange bodysuit

Or skip the life-size pumpkin idea and just pair the orange bodysuit with a fancy black Hannibal Lecter Mask:

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Rope Bunnies will adore this Celtic Heart Knot Halloween Necklace made from hemp:

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Can you imagine the feel of the hemp against your neck all night?

And if we can jump back to nipples again (no one minds, right??), there are these fun gems of Adjustable Nipple Clamps with Dangling Pumpkin Bells:

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And this little guy here makes me smile!  Check out the  Demon Vibrating Cock Ring:

demon vibrating cock ring

Now, can we take a moment to appreciate how wonderful your lover would look covered in the drippings of a Blacklight Reactive Candle?  Perhaps in a combo of green and orange?

blacklight reactive drip candles

And speaking of things that glow, don’t forget the Glow-in-the-Dark condoms.  Protect yourself in festive style:

glow in the dark condoms

I hope you enjoyed perusing these kinky toys as much as I did.  😉

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I would LOVE for you to share with me your ideas for creating a sexy holiday experience!

Happy Kinky Halloween!

Kisses ~ Keri

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Celebrate an Evening of Spanking with Coordinating Gifts

This is a fun collection of gifts I recently put together.  Because, sometimes, we just need a little spanking party.

It’s a mostly tongue-in-cheek (heh heh heh … cheek …) collection that can be given as gag gifts but is also functional as well.

Spanking Greeting Card

First, the playful spanking poetry greeting card is reminiscent of sugar sweet traditional love poetry – with a twist:

“Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Just like your bum,
‘Cause a spanking is due.”

It’s a perfect starter for an evening when you want to give your lover a warning … that they’re in for a good time!

The inside text is fully customizable.

Bend Over Spanking Paddle

Next up:  the “Bend Over” Spanking Paddle, which coordinates with the underwear, will make your lover’s eyes go wide. I may not be into ping pong, but I can easily think of a better use for these paddles! 😉

And, technically, for the sake of disclaimers and whatnot, I should say that this is a gag gift and not meant for actual spankings. But if you’ve read my stories you already know I’m a fan of wildly creative spankings, so I’ll leave the fate of these paddles (and the bums in question) up to you….

Anyway, the paddle is made of quality laminated hardwood, with a rubber face on the back and text that is completely customizable on the front, and a strike pad of 6 x 6.25 inches.

Spanked Women's Panties

Finally, to help savor the evening’s spanking(s), you’ll want to slip a reminder right onto your lover’s tender bum.  Which makes these panties just perfect for leaving your mark (again) with an announcement of “SPANKED” on the back and a customizable label of “property of” on the front.

The pair shown here is the white one with red lettering and contrast piping, which is a feminine take on the classic men’s brief.  It even has an authentic fly.

This design is also available with white lettering on the pink, red, or black background on the same style of classic briefs, or with white lettering on teal, pink, red, and black “hot shorts.” 

The female panties are available in sizes S to XL, and be sure to check out the size chart before ordering one for your woman… or your sissy.

Spanked Men's Underwear

Then, there are the also male versions that come in the form of these boxer briefs with white lettering for red and black pairs and black lettering for the white and grey pairs.  These do not have a front opening.

So head on over to my Zazzle Store Kinky Keri to check out the collection, and let me know if you have any special requests!

(You may have to sign into Zazzle to see the fun R-rated stuff, but don’t worry, it’s free to join!)

Have fun!

Kisses ~ Keri

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Get Kinky Gear!

sexy SPANKED customizable kinky panties

Kinky gear – now available on Zazzle!

I’ve been a member of Zazzle for many years and am a big fan of their print-on-demand products.  I’ve ordered a ton of stuff through them and appreciate the satisfaction guarantee that come with their products.

So I felt confident bringing the brand of Keri to them in order to bring you some spectacularly fun kinky gear.

Plus, everything is customizable, which I adore.  I means you can stamp your name all over it, or add any type of sexy message you can think up!

Check it out here:

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You can get the panties pictured above here:  “Spanked” Personalized Women’s Underwear (Pink) Boyshorts

I’ll be adding many more products, so make sure to bookmark the store and visit it often!

And I am totally open to suggestions – so leave me a comment if you have any requests. 😉

Kisses ~ Keri

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Very Last Minute Sexy Stocking Stuffers

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Did you just realize that you didn’t finish your holiday shopping – and Christmas is, like, tomorrow?  Do you need to wrap up that gift RIGHT NOW?  Want it to be something fun and kinky?

Don’t worry!  I’ve got some ideas for you that are easy to create from things you have around the house.  Because sometimes the presents we ordered online don’t arrive in time and even adult toy stores might be closed on Christmas Eve.

So here you go, some quick (but sexy) last-minute gift ideas:

1. Naked Mistletoe

Wrap up some mistletoe.  You can use some leaves you found on a plant outside and call it mistletoe, or you can do an internet search and print out a picture of some mistletoe instead.

Then, when your honey opens the gift, explain that once they strip down, they can hold that mistletoe anywhere they want over their body, and that’s where you’ll give them a Christmas kiss.

2. Easy Access

This one is for the ladies.  Take a pair of pretty panties that you like, but wouldn’t mind altering (or run to the 24-hour superstore in town to grab some nice lacy ones), and grab a pair of very sharp scissors.  Cut open a long slit over the crotch area, or cut out a strip about an inch wide.

When you’re honey opens the gift, explain that they’re actually for you to wear.  And to make things extra spicy, you’ll promise to wear them whenever your honey wants.  It may be the next time you visit your favorite restaurant or your friend’s dinner party, or ever right now – but the present is giving your honey easy access whenever they want it.

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3. Scavenger Hunt

Take a ribbon or strip of fabric and put a piece of it in the stocking, or wrap it up in a small box.  Before you open the stocking or gift, tie a matching piece of the ribbon or fabric somewhere hidden beneath your clothes.  You could tie it around your thigh or to your panties, or if you’re a guy, you could tie it directly to your, ahem, naughty bits.

Then when the present it opened, hint that the matching piece is somewhere on you, and your honey gets the fun of striping you down to find it.

4.  Sexy Mad Libs™

Find a nice sheet of stationary or a blank greeting card (or resort to plain computer paper if necessary), and create your own fill-in-the-blank story on it.  Write up a short story with blanks in interesting places, and indicate under or beside each blank space what should go there (verb, body part, article of clothing, etc.).

Example:  Outside the winter air was freezing, but inside things were just beginning to heat up.  He took his _____(body part), put it on her _____(body part) and began to _____(verb).  She moaned.  “Put your hand on my _____(body part),” she said, “move it _____(adverb).”  He _____(adverb) stripped off her _____ and _____(articles of clothing).  Things were getting steamy now, and he couldn’t wait to stuff her stocking, but first, she told him to _____(verb) her _____(body part).  Next, his hands had moved to her _____(body part) where he began to eagerly _____(verb).  By now she was ready to jingle his bells, so she put her _____(body part) on his _____(body part), then she grabbed his _____(body part) and whispered, “_____(verb) me.”

The point here is to combine silly with sexy.  You can even add a list of suggestions at the bottom, naming body parts (tongue, fingers, toes, tummy, neck, nipples, etc.), adverbs (faster, slowly, harder, gently), and verbs (lick, suck, kiss, massage, spank, pump).

If you use my example, make sure you change the pronouns if needed, to match up with you and your honey.  And add in your names, too, to make it more personal.

When your honey opens the gift, tell them they can fill in the blanks however they want, and then you’ll enact it when they’re done – no matter what it says!

5.  Bonus:  eBooks

Well, this one’s kind of a cheat.  🙂  But I simply can’t talk about Christmas gifts without shamelessly promoting my new Christmas-themed book, now can I??

So if you’re looking for a sexy story, head over to Amazon and you can either buy a gift certificate or actually pick out a book (like mine: Unwrapping a Mistress for Christmas!) and have it sent directly to your honey’s device of choice, or just email it to them by clicking on the “Give as a Gift” button.

Hugs and Wishes for a Kinky Christmas!  XO

Follow me on Facebook and Twitter and Pinterest for more!

Kisses ~ Keri

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Book Release: Unwrapping a Mistress for Christmas

IT’S HERE!!!

Today is the release day of my book, Unwrapping a Mistress for Christmas!

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From the publisher:

“The best presents come wrapped in leather.

When Laynie’s coworker invites her to a sex club, she decides to go out of curiosity. And she’s got nothing better planned for Christmas break. Once there, she encounters a beautiful and mysterious woman dressed in leather and lace who calls herself Roja. Her coworker already forgotten, Laynie loses herself in a passionate kiss with the stunning woman.

Confused and embarrassed at her public display, Laynie finds comfort in Roja’s dominant but kind presence, and allows herself to be awakened to the pleasures of submitting to a firm Mistress—and a woman. But Roja’s gentle words and heavy hand teach Laynie that the best presents don’t come in a box. And that sometimes, what a girl really wants for Christmas is a good spanking.”

And is it just me, or is that cover AH-mazing??  Who wouldn’t want to spend their holidays unwrapping that??  *wink, wink*

You can find Unwrapping a Mistress for Christmas here:

ETOPIA

AMAZON

BARNES & NOBLE

KOBO

ALL ROMANCE eBOOKS

It’s also available on iBookstore and Google Play.

If you enjoy the story, please share it with your friends and tell me what you think on my Facebook page or on Twitter or even Pinterest.  I would love to hear from you!

Kisses ~ Keri