Book Release: Playing Dangerous Games

Playing Dangerous Games Erotic Romance by Keri Fields

My newest title Playing Dangerous Games is now available for pre-order!

Taking turns has never been so much fun…

Bliss and Dick like to play dangerous games. They enjoy testing each other’s limits and do so by taking turns being the dominant partner in their BDSM relationship. This weekend brings them to a remote cabin in the woods where their playful torture can be messy and their screams loud. But, while intense, everything is all fun and games (and sex) until it turns out that the cabin doesn’t provide as much privacy as they’d been expecting. After a dangerous interruption, can they still make it a weekend to remember?

Warning:  This romantic BDSM erotica tale contains super hot sex that some may consider offensive!

You can order it now at eXtasy Books.

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Kisses ~ Keri

Keri Quotes: Take Me {free poem}

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This a part of my series of #KeriQuotes, which will include quotes from erotic stories and poetry of mine.

These quotes are from the poem “Take Me,” which is available under the Free Reads section of my site.

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If you enjoy the poem, be sure to check out my book page.

Enjoy  😉

Kisses ~ Keri

Naughty … Kid Books? Yup.

Do You Want to Play With My Balls

By now I’m sure a lot of you (at least those with kids or friends with kids) have heard of Go the F**k to Sleep, the kid’s book that isn’t actually a kid’s book.

Well, it also seems to have enacted a darling trend:  inappropriate picture books.

These books are NOT for children.

But one thing they ARE good for is a laugh.

Are you a pervert who wants a good giggle?  If tickle torture isn’t your kink, then you may want to check out the book pictured above: Do You Want to Play with My Balls?

This parody could almost be read to an actual child – if you could keep a straight face through lines like, “You’re balls are so big I can’t even fit them in my mouth!”

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Then there is a series by Gary Galvin including the book pictured above, Would You Like to Play With My Ass?

The rhymes are a bit cloying but I dare you to make it through the entire thing with a straight face.

You can also find similar books for pussies and cocks.  Because perverts like us appreciate variety. 😉

Nobody Likes a Cockblock

Then there’s this adorable number, Nobody Likes a Cockblock.

How can you resist these sweet illustrations paired up with lines like:

“Daddy worked all day long.
He’s tired and lonely.
There’s a small, small, small chance
that your mother might blow me.”

Cute, ain’t it?

Whether you’re a Daddy Dom looking for something to read to your Babygirl or a soccer mom with a dirty mind who needs a break from Dr. Seuss, these inappropriate picture books might be just what you need.

Kisses ~ Keri

May is for Masturbation . . . and Sanitation

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As I’ve mentioned before, May is National Masturbation Month.

How cool is that, right?  It’s like a national pastime or something . . .  😉

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Anyway, this year I wanted to point out something I find unendingly amusing:  May 5th is World Hand Hygiene Day. 

No, seriously.  Look:

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It’s a real thing.  You can read all about the Clean Hands Count Campaign on the CDC site.

Because hygiene is always important, of course.

And clean hands make for happy masturbating.

Hehehehehehe . . .

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Remember to celebrate the month with gusto! It’s your national duty.

Kisses ~ Keri

Disney Princess Lingerie? Yes, Please!

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Okay, have you seen the new Princess Lingerie by Yandy?

It’s based on the costumes of Disney princesses and it’s available for preorder right now and I am COMPLETELY IN LOVE!

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Because, seriously, I may be kinky as hell, but I’m totally a Disney princess too.  I’ve always felt like Disney World should host a Kink Day.  And sell sex toys.

I mean, who wouldn’t love a Mickey Mouse-shaped paddle?  Or a Lumiere vibrator??

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But until that happens (fingers crossed!), I would be totally happy to order a few of these to play with in the meantime.

Ariel, Belle, and Jasmine are my faves.  What about you?  Here are a few more to choose from, like Elsa and the Evil Queen.

Oh, imagine the play possibilities!

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Which do you love??  Let me know on Facebook.  See all the pretties at Yandy.com.

Kisses ~ Keri

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Good Clean Love: A Lube Review

Good Clean Love Cinnamon Vanilla Lubricant

I don’t normally do straight up product reviews, but I wanted to share this with you.

Good Clean Love:  Guilty Pleasure Natural Organic Personal Lubricant in Cinnamon Vanilla is something I recently discovered and – you guys – I can not get over how much I love this stuff.

And I’ll admit, most of its lov-a-bility comes from the amazing scent.  Baking is one of my things after all, so anything that reminds me of cookies (yes, even lube) just can’t be bad.

This stuff, people, smells like cinnamon and vanilla extract.  Combine that with awesome sex and, in my opinion, you’ve got a hit on your hands.  (And in a few other fun places, too.)

And yes – I know, I KNOW … but trust me on this:  vanilla can be a good thing sometimes.  I don’t care how kinky you are, you’ll never convince me that EATING vanilla is a bad thing!

I like that it’s aloe-based, so it’s thick and smooth, but also great for sensitive skin.  It’s also 100% vegan and 95% organic, so you can feel good about using it.  And if the aloe part of it dries a little too quickly for you, you can “reactivate” it with a few drops of water or spit according to the manufacturer, but this isn’t a problem I’ve had.  Though reapplying does add some more of that delicious scent to the evening…

It’s fairly easy to find online at Amazon and other retailers, like Target.  Just pay attention to what size you’re ordering.  As it’s organic, it costs a little more.  But even if you only buy it for special occasions, I completely recommend having some around.  You never know when you’ll be in the mood for some … dessert.  😉

Enjoy!

Kisses ~ Keri

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Mistress Bunny

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So I came across this amazing Dark Bunny T-Shirt from TeeTurtle the other day and the first thing I thought was, “Is she holding a riding crop?”

When I looked closer I saw that wasn’t actually the case, but I can’t seem to un-see the crop.

Super cute shirt, though, either way.

I also do a lot of strange (well, strange is relative) research on my computer, which leads to “strange” things popping up in targeted ads.  Mostly because I’m too lazy to clear my browser history anymore.

But, and I KID YOU NOT, this was next to my Facebook newsfeed today:

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It’s like my computer had a telepathic Freudian slip.

I’ve never felt so in tune with technology.

Oh, and if you’re curious, it was this Jump Bat that Amazon felt would be a good fit for me.  Anyone wanna volunteer to bend over so I can see if they’re right?  😉

Kisses ~ Keri

Kinky Halloween Fun

Is anyone else as excited as I am that Halloween is right around the corner??  Is anyone else getting prepared for some fun??

With a supply of toys ranging from whips to nipple clamps, you can be set for a night to remember… but how do you distinguish Halloween playtime from just another Saturday night?

With Halloween-themed kinky toys, of course!

I don’t know if “cute” is the right word to use here, but I was just giddy when I came across a flogger in Halloween colors recently.  That started me on a search to find more deliciously festive goodies.  😉

Here’s that amazing Halloween Paracord Flogger:

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How can you NOT love a whip that is specifically made in Halloween colors?

And that was the flogger that set me off on a quest to find a whole pile of amazing Halloween toys.  And most of the really cool stuff I found was on Etsy, which just goes to show how creative and talented the kinky community really is.  😉

Another similar option would be this Halloween Flogger that’s black and orange, and rubber tipped too:

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I am also completely crushing on this spectacular Butt Plug Devil Costume:

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How can you not feel sexy with this tail following you around all evening?

Nipple Pasties are another fun way to get festive.

And since I have a thing for skulls, I just can’t get over these Sequin Skull Pasties:

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If you want something a little more sparkly, try these Pumpkins Pasties with Rhinestones:

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Or dress your slave like a pumpkin this year with the help of a Full Body Spandex/Lycra Suit in Orange:

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Or skip the life-size pumpkin idea and just pair the orange bodysuit with a fancy black Hannibal Lecter Mask:

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Rope Bunnies will adore this Celtic Heart Knot Halloween Necklace made from hemp:

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Can you imagine the feel of the hemp against your neck all night?

And if we can jump back to nipples again (no one minds, right??), there are these fun gems of Adjustable Nipple Clamps with Dangling Pumpkin Bells:

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And this little guy here makes me smile!  Check out the  Demon Vibrating Cock Ring:

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Now, can we take a moment to appreciate how wonderful your lover would look covered in the drippings of a Blacklight Reactive Candle?  Perhaps in a combo of green and orange?

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And speaking of things that glow, don’t forget the Glow-in-the-Dark condoms.  Protect yourself in festive style:

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I hope you enjoyed perusing these kinky toys as much as I did.  😉

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I would LOVE for you to share with me your ideas for creating a sexy holiday experience!

Happy Kinky Halloween!

Kisses ~ Keri

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