May is for Masturbation . . . and Sanitation

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As I’ve mentioned before, May is National Masturbation Month.

How cool is that, right?  It’s like a national pastime or something . . .  😉

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Anyway, this year I wanted to point out something I find unendingly amusing:  May 5th is World Hand Hygiene Day. 

No, seriously.  Look:

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It’s a real thing.  You can read all about the Clean Hands Count Campaign on the CDC site.

Because hygiene is always important, of course.

And clean hands make for happy masturbating.

Hehehehehehe . . .

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Remember to celebrate the month with gusto! It’s your national duty.

Kisses ~ Keri

Disney Princess Lingerie? Yes, Please!

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Okay, have you seen the new Princess Lingerie by Yandy?

It’s based on the costumes of Disney princesses and it’s available for preorder right now and I am COMPLETELY IN LOVE!

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Because, seriously, I may be kinky as hell, but I’m totally a Disney princess too.  I’ve always felt like Disney World should host a Kink Day.  And sell sex toys.

I mean, who wouldn’t love a Mickey Mouse-shaped paddle?  Or a Lumiere vibrator??

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But until that happens (fingers crossed!), I would be totally happy to order a few of these to play with in the meantime.

Ariel, Belle, and Jasmine are my faves.  What about you?  Here are a few more to choose from, like Elsa and the Evil Queen.

Oh, imagine the play possibilities!

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Which do you love??  Let me know on Facebook.  See all the pretties at Yandy.com.

Kisses ~ Keri

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Good Clean Love: A Lube Review

Good Clean Love Cinnamon Vanilla Lubricant

I don’t normally do straight up product reviews, but I wanted to share this with you.

Good Clean Love:  Guilty Pleasure Natural Organic Personal Lubricant in Cinnamon Vanilla is something I recently discovered and – you guys – I can not get over how much I love this stuff.

And I’ll admit, most of its lov-a-bility comes from the amazing scent.  Baking is one of my things after all, so anything that reminds me of cookies (yes, even lube) just can’t be bad.

This stuff, people, smells like cinnamon and vanilla extract.  Combine that with awesome sex and, in my opinion, you’ve got a hit on your hands.  (And in a few other fun places, too.)

And yes – I know, I KNOW … but trust me on this:  vanilla can be a good thing sometimes.  I don’t care how kinky you are, you’ll never convince me that EATING vanilla is a bad thing!

I like that it’s aloe-based, so it’s thick and smooth, but also great for sensitive skin.  It’s also 100% vegan and 95% organic, so you can feel good about using it.  And if the aloe part of it dries a little too quickly for you, you can “reactivate” it with a few drops of water or spit according to the manufacturer, but this isn’t a problem I’ve had.  Though reapplying does add some more of that delicious scent to the evening…

It’s fairly easy to find online at Amazon and other retailers, like Target.  Just pay attention to what size you’re ordering.  As it’s organic, it costs a little more.  But even if you only buy it for special occasions, I completely recommend having some around.  You never know when you’ll be in the mood for some … dessert.  😉

Enjoy!

Kisses ~ Keri

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Mistress Bunny

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So I came across this amazing Dark Bunny T-Shirt from TeeTurtle the other day and the first thing I thought was, “Is she holding a riding crop?”

When I looked closer I saw that wasn’t actually the case, but I can’t seem to un-see the crop.

Super cute shirt, though, either way.

I also do a lot of strange (well, strange is relative) research on my computer, which leads to “strange” things popping up in targeted ads.  Mostly because I’m too lazy to clear my browser history anymore.

But, and I KID YOU NOT, this was next to my Facebook newsfeed today:

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It’s like my computer had a telepathic Freudian slip.

I’ve never felt so in tune with technology.

Oh, and if you’re curious, it was this Jump Bat that Amazon felt would be a good fit for me.  Anyone wanna volunteer to bend over so I can see if they’re right?  😉

Kisses ~ Keri

Kinky Halloween Fun

Is anyone else as excited as I am that Halloween is right around the corner??  Is anyone else getting prepared for some fun??

With a supply of toys ranging from whips to nipple clamps, you can be set for a night to remember… but how do you distinguish Halloween playtime from just another Saturday night?

With Halloween-themed kinky toys, of course!

I don’t know if “cute” is the right word to use here, but I was just giddy when I came across a flogger in Halloween colors recently.  That started me on a search to find more deliciously festive goodies.  😉

Here’s that amazing Halloween Paracord Flogger:

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How can you NOT love a whip that is specifically made in Halloween colors?

And that was the flogger that set me off on a quest to find a whole pile of amazing Halloween toys.  And most of the really cool stuff I found was on Etsy, which just goes to show how creative and talented the kinky community really is.  😉

Another similar option would be this Halloween Flogger that’s black and orange, and rubber tipped too:

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I am also completely crushing on this spectacular Butt Plug Devil Costume:

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How can you not feel sexy with this tail following you around all evening?

Nipple Pasties are another fun way to get festive.

And since I have a thing for skulls, I just can’t get over these Sequin Skull Pasties:

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If you want something a little more sparkly, try these Pumpkins Pasties with Rhinestones:

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Or dress your slave like a pumpkin this year with the help of a Full Body Spandex/Lycra Suit in Orange:

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Or skip the life-size pumpkin idea and just pair the orange bodysuit with a fancy black Hannibal Lecter Mask:

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Rope Bunnies will adore this Celtic Heart Knot Halloween Necklace made from hemp:

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Can you imagine the feel of the hemp against your neck all night?

And if we can jump back to nipples again (no one minds, right??), there are these fun gems of Adjustable Nipple Clamps with Dangling Pumpkin Bells:

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And this little guy here makes me smile!  Check out the  Demon Vibrating Cock Ring:

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Now, can we take a moment to appreciate how wonderful your lover would look covered in the drippings of a Blacklight Reactive Candle?  Perhaps in a combo of green and orange?

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And speaking of things that glow, don’t forget the Glow-in-the-Dark condoms.  Protect yourself in festive style:

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I hope you enjoyed perusing these kinky toys as much as I did.  😉

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I would LOVE for you to share with me your ideas for creating a sexy holiday experience!

Happy Kinky Halloween!

Kisses ~ Keri

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Celebrate an Evening of Spanking with Coordinating Gifts

This is a fun collection of gifts I recently put together.  Because, sometimes, we just need a little spanking party.

It’s a mostly tongue-in-cheek (heh heh heh … cheek …) collection that can be given as gag gifts but is also functional as well.

Spanking Greeting Card

First, the playful spanking poetry greeting card is reminiscent of sugar sweet traditional love poetry – with a twist:

“Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Just like your bum,
‘Cause a spanking is due.”

It’s a perfect starter for an evening when you want to give your lover a warning … that they’re in for a good time!

The inside text is fully customizable.

Bend Over Spanking Paddle

Next up:  the “Bend Over” Spanking Paddle, which coordinates with the underwear, will make your lover’s eyes go wide. I may not be into ping pong, but I can easily think of a better use for these paddles! 😉

And, technically, for the sake of disclaimers and whatnot, I should say that this is a gag gift and not meant for actual spankings. But if you’ve read my stories you already know I’m a fan of wildly creative spankings, so I’ll leave the fate of these paddles (and the bums in question) up to you….

Anyway, the paddle is made of quality laminated hardwood, with a rubber face on the back and text that is completely customizable on the front, and a strike pad of 6 x 6.25 inches.

Spanked Women's Panties

Finally, to help savor the evening’s spanking(s), you’ll want to slip a reminder right onto your lover’s tender bum.  Which makes these panties just perfect for leaving your mark (again) with an announcement of “SPANKED” on the back and a customizable label of “property of” on the front.

The pair shown here is the white one with red lettering and contrast piping, which is a feminine take on the classic men’s brief.  It even has an authentic fly.

This design is also available with white lettering on the pink, red, or black background on the same style of classic briefs, or with white lettering on teal, pink, red, and black “hot shorts.” 

The female panties are available in sizes S to XL, and be sure to check out the size chart before ordering one for your woman… or your sissy.

Spanked Men's Underwear

Then, there are the also male versions that come in the form of these boxer briefs with white lettering for red and black pairs and black lettering for the white and grey pairs.  These do not have a front opening.

So head on over to my Zazzle Store Kinky Keri to check out the collection, and let me know if you have any special requests!

(You may have to sign into Zazzle to see the fun R-rated stuff, but don’t worry, it’s free to join!)

Have fun!

Kisses ~ Keri

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