Did you just realize that you didn’t finish your holiday shopping – and Christmas is, like, tomorrow? Do you need to wrap up that gift RIGHT NOW? Want it to be something fun and kinky?
Don’t worry! I’ve got some ideas for you that are easy to create from things you have around the house. Because sometimes the presents we ordered online don’t arrive in time and even adult toy stores might be closed on Christmas Eve.
So here you go, some quick (but sexy) last-minute gift ideas:
1. Naked Mistletoe
Wrap up some mistletoe. You can use some leaves you found on a plant outside and call it mistletoe, or you can do an internet search and print out a picture of some mistletoe instead.
Then, when your honey opens the gift, explain that once they strip down, they can hold that mistletoe anywhere they want over their body, and that’s where you’ll give them a Christmas kiss.
2. Easy Access
This one is for the ladies. Take a pair of pretty panties that you like, but wouldn’t mind altering (or run to the 24-hour superstore in town to grab some nice lacy ones), and grab a pair of very sharp scissors. Cut open a long slit over the crotch area, or cut out a strip about an inch wide.
When you’re honey opens the gift, explain that they’re actually for you to wear. And to make things extra spicy, you’ll promise to wear them whenever your honey wants. It may be the next time you visit your favorite restaurant or your friend’s dinner party, or ever right now – but the present is giving your honey easy access whenever they want it.
3. Scavenger Hunt
Take a ribbon or strip of fabric and put a piece of it in the stocking, or wrap it up in a small box. Before you open the stocking or gift, tie a matching piece of the ribbon or fabric somewhere hidden beneath your clothes. You could tie it around your thigh or to your panties, or if you’re a guy, you could tie it directly to your, ahem, naughty bits.
Then when the present it opened, hint that the matching piece is somewhere on you, and your honey gets the fun of striping you down to find it.
4. Sexy Mad Libs™
Find a nice sheet of stationary or a blank greeting card (or resort to plain computer paper if necessary), and create your own fill-in-the-blank story on it. Write up a short story with blanks in interesting places, and indicate under or beside each blank space what should go there (verb, body part, article of clothing, etc.).
Example: Outside the winter air was freezing, but inside things were just beginning to heat up. He took his _____(body part), put it on her _____(body part) and began to _____(verb). She moaned. “Put your hand on my _____(body part),” she said, “move it _____(adverb).” He _____(adverb) stripped off her _____ and _____(articles of clothing). Things were getting steamy now, and he couldn’t wait to stuff her stocking, but first, she told him to _____(verb) her _____(body part). Next, his hands had moved to her _____(body part) where he began to eagerly _____(verb). By now she was ready to jingle his bells, so she put her _____(body part) on his _____(body part), then she grabbed his _____(body part) and whispered, “_____(verb) me.”
The point here is to combine silly with sexy. You can even add a list of suggestions at the bottom, naming body parts (tongue, fingers, toes, tummy, neck, nipples, etc.), adverbs (faster, slowly, harder, gently), and verbs (lick, suck, kiss, massage, spank, pump).
If you use my example, make sure you change the pronouns if needed, to match up with you and your honey. And add in your names, too, to make it more personal.
When your honey opens the gift, tell them they can fill in the blanks however they want, and then you’ll enact it when they’re done – no matter what it says!
5. Bonus: eBooks
Well, this one’s kind of a cheat. 🙂 But I simply can’t talk about Christmas gifts without shamelessly promoting my new Christmas-themed book, now can I??
So if you’re looking for a sexy story, head over to Amazon and you can either buy a gift certificate or actually pick out a book (like mine: Unwrapping a Mistress for Christmas!) and have it sent directly to your honey’s device of choice, or just email it to them by clicking on the “Give as a Gift” button.
Hugs and Wishes for a Kinky Christmas! XO