By now I’m sure a lot of you (at least those with kids or friends with kids) have heard of Go the F**k to Sleep, the kid’s book that isn’t actually a kid’s book.
Well, it also seems to have enacted a darling trend: inappropriate picture books.
These books are NOT for children.
But one thing they ARE good for is a laugh.
Are you a pervert who wants a good giggle? If tickle torture isn’t your kink, then you may want to check out the book pictured above: Do You Want to Play with My Balls?
This parody could almost be read to an actual child – if you could keep a straight face through lines like, “You’re balls are so big I can’t even fit them in my mouth!”
Then there is a series by Gary Galvin including the book pictured above, Would You Like to Play With My Ass?
The rhymes are a bit cloying but I dare you to make it through the entire thing with a straight face.
Then there’s this adorable number, Nobody Likes a Cockblock.
How can you resist these sweet illustrations paired up with lines like:
“Daddy worked all day long.
He’s tired and lonely.
There’s a small, small, small chance
that your mother might blow me.”
Cute, ain’t it?
Whether you’re a Daddy Dom looking for something to read to your Babygirl or a soccer mom with a dirty mind who needs a break from Dr. Seuss, these inappropriate picture books might be just what you need.
Kisses ~ Keri