As I’ve mentioned before, May is National Masturbation Month.
How cool is that, right? It’s like a national pastime or something . . . 😉
Anyway, this year I wanted to point out something I find unendingly amusing: May 5th is World Hand Hygiene Day.
No, seriously. Look:
It’s a real thing. You can read all about the Clean Hands Count Campaign on the CDC site.
Because hygiene is always important, of course.
And clean hands make for happy masturbating.
Hehehehehehe . . .
Remember to celebrate the month with gusto! It’s your national duty.
Kisses ~ Keri